The Hell With A Tittie

Yesterday my baby swore off nursing…I can’t believe it! 

So here I am sitting on the couch hold my Ziggy and preparing to nurse her after a long day at work.  And when I went to unlatch my bra she started C.R.Y.I.N.G!  Screaming at the top of her lungs!  "Oh my goodness what is wrong;" is what I was thinking.  I tried and I tried to put my tit in her mouth and she was not hearing it!  I tried calming her down and filling her mouth with my goodies again…nope…not having it!  We danced to this beat for over 30 minutes.  Finally I went to the fridge and got her a bottle.  This baby was all smiles and talking (blah, blah, blah) like nothing had even happened!  "Ziggy…are you f***’n serious???" Was all I could say.

Later on that night I tried again to give her my goodies and she was fighting me like she was a grown ass baby, she was acting like  "what in the hell are you doing???  You know I don’t want that shit…where is my bottle???"

So like the punk Mommy I am, I went down stairs and got her a bottle.  It kinda reminded me of Bernie Mac’s Kings of Comedy Show “I want so milk and cookies”. 

These kids are off the chain!

This little girl is so serious about her bottle that she trying to hold it…it puts me in the mind of Trina (the female rapper) cause I’m  “The baddest B*tcH”  My Ziggy is the baddest BABY!

I love my  Ziggy though!

My Jackass Husband

Can somebody tell me how is it that a couple can have an argument, and I do mean an argument and then turn around and make love? Now I know that makeup sex is suppose to be the best sex…but that shit is crazy! Let me tell you something, after I done cursed your ass out and you done cursed me out the last thing I want is you crawling on top of me.  Do you hear me???

Exactly…you following me right, my husband and I had one of the most heated arguments that we have had in awhile. I mean this man told me that he was finished with me and that I was free to go and find the next man…oh and every other word was “f**k this and f**k that. Now don’t get it twisted…I told him the same thang...plus! And then in less than 24 hrs he wants to have SEX…dude are you serious??? Now my first thought was to tell him to go and jump in the river, but I didn’t. I put on my cowgirl boots and saddled in for the ride.

How many of you have done the same?  Because I know I am not the only one.

When I was younger I would use sex to beg for forgiveness from my husband, but now, now I am almost 40 years grown and been with this man for almost 15 years; BEGGING for forgiveness after calling my husband a jackass is not happening…you know why??? Because he is a jackass!!! And anybody that knows us knows that he is a jackass.

Even though he is a jackass he is my jackass and I love his jackass:D