Can somebody tell me how is it that a couple can have an argument, and I do mean an argument and then turn around and make love? Now I know that makeup sex is suppose to be the best sex…but that shit is crazy! Let me tell you something, after I done cursed your ass out and you done cursed me out the last thing I want is you crawling on top of me. Do you hear me???
Exactly…you following me right, my husband and I had one of the most heated arguments that we have had in awhile. I mean this man told me that he was finished with me and that I was free to go and find the next man…oh and every other word was “f**k this and f**k that. Now don’t get it twisted…I told him the same thang...plus! And then in less than 24 hrs he wants to have SEX…dude are you serious??? Now my first thought was to tell him to go and jump in the river, but I didn’t. I put on my cowgirl boots and saddled in for the ride.
How many of you have done the same? Because I know I am not the only one.
When I was younger I would use sex to beg for forgiveness from my husband, but now, now I am almost 40 years grown and been with this man for almost 15 years; BEGGING for forgiveness after calling my husband a jackass is not happening…you know why??? Because he is a jackass!!! And anybody that knows us knows that he is a jackass.
Even though he is a jackass he is my jackass and I love his jackass:D
Girl saddled up and RODE the HELL OUT.
ReplyDeleteyou a fool girl .. but I love you.
I hear you! Speak that truth! (Sasha referred me to you and I am glad. Nice to "meet" you!)
ReplyDeleteYa'll know how it is!...
ReplyDeleteMakeup sex is the best! Being a jackass as well, I practice this just about every other week, to the chagrin of my wifey - i think.
ReplyDeleteFunny post. Thanks for sharing.